“What excellent boiled potatoes!” This embroidered hoop brings to life one of Mr. Collins’ most unintentionally hilarious lines from 2005’s Pride and Prejudice. The piece is stitched using a mix of six-stranded floss, sparkly Étoile thread, and Diamant for the shimmering stars, with delicate beadwork adding extra texture and charm. Floral details and stitched greenery frame the quote—an ode to Austen’s ability to capture the most mundane moments with unforgettable wit.

Stitches used in this pattern are: split stitch, satin stitch, stem stitch, woven rose, french knot, and straight stitch, accented with beading.

This pattern comes with:

1. Embroidery Materials List

2. Tips & Tricks

3. Color Guide

4. Step-by step illustrated Stitch Guide

5. Pattern

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